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Emotional

Bob: "Well ma'am, I suspect you might be a little excited and just fainted."

Patient: "That is what they told my uncle and it turned out he had a cyomardial infrection. What's the matter with me? Tell me! Tell me!"

The patient begins babbling about how she's doomed and that soon people will be attending her wake. With the patient thoroughly freaked out, you wish you hadn't made a field diagnosis.

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