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Low sugar

Bob: "Well ma'am, I suspect you might be having hypoglycemia."

Mortimer reaches into his pocket and produces a chocolate cupcake.

Mortimer: "This will straighten you right out ma'am."

Mortimer then proceeds to force-feed it to the patient. As she gasps for air between mouthfuls of cake, she manages to let out a cry for help.

That will teach you to make a field diagnosis Bob...

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