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Heart Problem

Bob: "Well ma'am, I suspect you might be having some heart problems."

The patient's eyes widen and she develops a visible tremor.

Patient: "Agh.. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HEART? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? MY UNCLE DIED OF CYOMARDIAL INFRECTION. IS THAT WHAT I GOT? IS THAT IT? HUH? HUH?"

Oh man.... now she's all freaked out! She's going to be babbling about heart trouble all the way to the hospital. Your medical director is going to greatly distressed at your field diagnosis.

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