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AED

You attach your AED to the patient. As you power the machine on, you tell the bystanders to stand clear and press "Analyze".

The machine spits out "Press to Shock". You take a quick look at the company emergency team once more to make sure they are not touching the patient. Satisfied, you hit the button.

What happens next will haunt you for ages. The flammable liquid under the patient, having soaked into his clothes and smeared onto his chest, creates another path of conduction with less resistance than the patient's thorax. It also ignites.

As the patient goes up in flames, so do the two bystanders. They run about the scene, bright orange flames rising from their charring bodies.

Mortimer: "YOU GOT THREE IN ONE SHOT!!! MAN - EVEN I'VE NEVER CREATED THREE CASUALTIES IN ONE SHOT?"

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