Do the reading

Mortimer tosses down the next card:

Bob: "I see it gets better.... what does this mean?"

Mortimer: "It means someone will try to take advantage of you."

Bob: "I think I transported this card yesterday."

Mortimer: "Do not mock powers that you do not understand...."

Bob: "People really will buy anything with a star of life on it won't they?"

Mortimer: "Shhh! ."

Bob: "Ok, ok.... finish up. There are some M.A.S.H. reruns on soon!"

Mortimer pauses a moment, brings a card up to his forehead, and places it down on the table.

Mortimer: "Ahh... the two of backboards!"

Bob: "Speaking of backboards, did you check the truck?"

Mortimer: "Quiet! This is very important - it means you should remain immobile on any major life decisions."

Bob: "You're making this up as you go along!"

Mortimer: "I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL!!."

Bob: "PROFESSIONAL WHAT???" 

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