Turn Mortimer down

You decide to turn Mortimer down.

Bob: "Uh.... Mortimer - I'd really rather not. Those things creep "

Mortimer: "Oh c'mon Bob... what about the time I went with you to that spinal immobilization conference? I had to listen to that guy talk drone on about the merits of duct tape for two hours!"

Oh man.... he's right. You subjected him to 14 hours of head immobilizers and backboards last month. It's only right that you humor him with his tarot card thing. You have no choice but to...

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