Nobody knows the troubles you've seen...

You sit and enjoy a half hour of no jobs. Everything coming over the radio is good - the dispatchers are calm, the cops sound bored, and all the radio traffic is mellow. You take the time to do absolutely nothing. You've been trying to do nothing for some time now, and you've finally managed to work it into your schedule. For at least 30 minutes, life is good....

Mortimer on the other hand, has put the time to more productive use. He's practicing his new hobby - tarot card reading.

Mortimer: "I think I'm getting the hang of this! Let me do your future Bob!"

Bob: "Sorry Mortimer - I just don't want to know..."

Mortimer: "Aww c'mon! Who knows what spectacular adventures lie in front of you Bob?"

Bob: "The way the Less Stress writers have been sucking lately it can't be too spectacular..."

Mortimer: "What?."

Bob: "Nothing... Mort - listen, you're going to toss a couple of cards on the table, tell me Plural Metro is buying out the company next week, and I'm going to be in a bad mood all day! Do you really want that?"

Mortimer: "How do you know? Maybe the cards will say that you'll meet a hot paramedic and have a long weekend off duty! C'mon Bob... please!!!!"

Well Bob, you can: